Missed the bus/train
Sat on a wet bench
Stepped in gum
Forgot your anniversary
Burned a meal
Accidentally liked a very old photo on social media
Spilled coffee on important documents
Hit "Reply All" instead of "Reply"
Walked into a glass door
Walked into a spider web... face first
Mistaken a stranger for someone you know
Accidentally sent a text to the wrong person
Left the house with mismatched socks
Locked yourself out of the house/car
Dropped your phone in water
Accidentally washed earbuds in the laundry
Forgot to turn off the oven
Ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
Realized you were the only one laughing at a joke
Accidentally used expired food
Lost your wallet/purse
Got sunburned
Tried to open a door the wrong way
Tripped over nothing
Tripped on your own shoelaces
Fell asleep in a public place
Accidentally deleted an important file or document
Locked yourself out of your phone with no backup access
Missed a deadline because of procrastination
Talked to your pet like they totally understood you
Got electrocuted by static shock
Spent 10 minutes looking for your phone while holding it
Filled out a meaningless checklist online
Walked into a room and forgot why
Typed your password in the wrong window
(Almost) went to school/work on a free day
Turned your alarm off in your sleep
Went to a shop to buy one thing, returned with full bags but not that one thing
Said something stupid to the cashier
Said "I love you" to someone accidentally
Called a teacher "mom"
Replied "Thanks, you too!" to a pizza delivery guy wishing you bon appétit
Had to pay library late fees
Got splashed by a car
Had a severe toothache
Missed a flight despite being early at the airport
Snorted while laughing
Put on a wet bathing suit
Dreamt you were falling and woke yourself up
Had your phone run out of battery while you weren't home
Accidentally mispronounced a common word for years until someone corrected you
Choked on your own saliva
Had water splash back at you while you were washing a spoon
Cooked the wrong amount of spaghetti
Crashed a car
Accidentally ate an earthworm
Overdrafted your bank account
Stepped on a Lego
Talked about someone and didn't realize they were right behind you
Told a joke and nobody laughed
Sneezed out a booger in public
Getting a speeding ticket